I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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