margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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