peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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