I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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