He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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