I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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