jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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