I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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