He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I smell like Dick and happiness
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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