The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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