love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
