he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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