got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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