bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize