Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
