he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Are my feet made of real feet?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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