Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
