white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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