She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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