chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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