Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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