: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
