I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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