Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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