It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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