People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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