Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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