I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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