I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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