just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
