She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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