I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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