her vagine was all disorganized.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Randomize
