I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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