The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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