i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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