Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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