I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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