doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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