you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize
