Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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