I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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