i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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