Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
cat food counts as protein by the way
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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