part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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