What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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