guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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