Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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