Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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