Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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