Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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