best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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