We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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