Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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