Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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